Pandemic Adventures

[negrek]

Last Week: ordered four avocados, received zero avocados
This Week: ordered four avocados, received sixteen avocados

Some of them are already overripe, too. Emergency guac time!

Back at the start of the pandemic, I was all, "Oh no, what if I get addicted to grocery delivery? It's so expensive, but having to take the bus to the store and then haul everything back from the bus stop legitimately sucks." Nope! The very second I can physically manifest in a grocery store again I am venturing out to purchase my own damn food.

(...just realized that I didn't get the enchilada sauce or tortillas I ordered, too. Did they just replace random items from my order with another set of four avocados. Why.)

(This is also week two of attempting to gather all ingredients necessary to make enchiladas and failing.)

Comments

[wintersheir]

I'm 110% going to pay someone to go to Costco for me TBH. Grocery stores are all liminal spaces where time passes slower in the real world but some REAL timey-wimey stuff happens in a Costco.

[negrek]

Oh, man, I enjoy going to Costco myself too much for that. I can't actually justify visiting these days, because a 16x size box of cereal, 256-count of toilet paper rolls and a new tire are hard to carry on public transit, but wandering the store and seeing what kind of absurd stuff is on offer is at least 80% of the fun!

...I guess you could pay me to go to Costco for you.